So this is the first version of my little blog zine about the life in wander perpetuated by my job as a flight attendant.
This zine will be dedicated to my weekly/monthly adventures around the world. It will also detail my embarrassing moments - which will be numerous if my previous experiences are any representation of the future. I will also try to post pictures of my travels and of the people I meet along the way.
I will also have an interview with the notable person that has crossed my path that month or week depending on how diligent that I will be
The airline I work for, my name...these things are not important
Important things:
- I am a horrible speller so look pst thet for bouth our saakes.
- Financially I am a wreck
- I embarrass myself daily - look forward to some funny stories
- Some would say I am a bit of a celebrity stalker, this is not true. People only think that because I read magazines left on the plane, which are always stalkaratzzi. I happen to be very knowledgeable about the goings on of anyone in US weekly or People...etc. Just because I tracked down a filming location with Vince Vaughn and Keanu Reeves...and hid behind a bush on my cell phone while my friends talked me down from going out and introducing myself. {Which I did anyway much to the remiss of poor V.V. - I did apologize for being like a boy band fan...} Those things a stalker does not I make....
- I break up with "boys" for things like not liking Bottlerocket, but don't tell them. I am an evil witch who just ignores them and waits for them to figure it out.
- I am a bit of a chicken.
- I am waiting for a movie star to fall in love with me before I will finally commit.
- I am a bit delusional.
- I am writing a screenplay, and trying to sell it.
- I haven't actually written it yet, nor any ideas. However, I want Vince Vaughn or 0wen Wilson to star in it.
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